The Bronx rapper hopped on Instagram Live and delivered a whole PSA to the men of the world… about bananas. Yes, bananas.

According to Cardi, if you’re a grown man, you should never just bite into a banana like it’s a sandwich. Nope. Instead, she told fellas to break that banana into pieces and eat it chunk by chunk. Because apparently, that’s the only way to keep it cute and keep your masculinity intact in Cardi’s universe.

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Cardi B Giving Instructions Like a True Mother of Four

Let’s be clear — Cardi B is deep in mom era now. A full mother of four, juggling kids, career, drama, and still finding time to hop online to teach the men of the world Banana Etiquette 101.

The live felt like that classic auntie energy mixed with the loud Bronx cousin who doesn’t care who gets embarrassed. Cardi doesn’t just talk, she demonstrates, she explains, she lectures, and she laughs right through it.

Meanwhile… The Stefon Diggs Drama Keeps Brewing in the Background

Of course, Cardi didn’t drop her banana lecture in a calm season of life. She’s coming fresh off the Internet whirlwind surrounding ongoing rumors and online discussion about her situation with Stefon Diggs, her boyfriend and the father of her latest child. Social media has been buzzing about allegations circulating online, including claims involving his female chef. Nothing has been legally proven, but the headlines have been loud, messy, and everywhere.

So while the Internet was still catching its breath from that drama, Cardi logs on and casually shifts the conversation to fruit etiquette.

Interesting timing.

Cardi B Stays the Internet’s Favorite Chaos Generator

This is what makes Cardi B… Cardi B. One minute, the world is whispering about scandal. The next minute, she’s laughing into the camera teaching men how to safely consume potassium without looking… suspicious.

Love her or not, Cardi knows how to keep the Internet fed — even if it’s just with banana rules.